GALS SHOULDN’T BE PUMPING IRON
I’m madder than a weightlifter with a slippery barbell over all these women bodybuilders I’m seeing nowadays. I don’t think I’ve ever seen anything quite as disgusting as all those muscle-bound broads...
View ArticleKNIFE FIGHT ON REAL HOUSEWIVES REUNION
ATLANTIC CITY – On the reunion show of Real Housewives of New Jersey, two feuding housewives pull knives on each other! The Wild Women of New Jersey are back. The second season finale of “The Real...
View ArticleINVISIBLE SHARKS ATTACK JERSEY SHORE!
ATLANTIC CITY – Invisible sharks are terrorizing beachgoers on the Jersey shore. 50 different shark species, or more than 10 percent of all known sharks, are luminous – invisible. This means they can...
View ArticleSNOOKI ENGAGED!
NEW YORK – Jionni LaValle popped the question at Distict 36 in NYC and the Jersey Shore star said “Pickles!” Snooki, the pint-sized star of Jersey Shore got engaged to her equally pint-sized...
View ArticleSNOOKI BLOWN OFF JERSEY SHORE!
SEASIDE HEIGHTS, NJ – Snooki was on the boardwalk when Irene hit. She was blown away! The cast of MTV’s “Jersey Shore” wanted to take advantage of Hurricane Irene to get some “radical shots.”...
View ArticleGOV. CHRIS CHRISTIE ENDORSES OBAMA
Following the visit to assess the damage on the Jersey Shore, Gov. Christie is now endorsing Barack Obama for President. Gov. Christie who just a week ago reportedly said that Barack Obama “couldn’t...
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